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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[belli]

i have no one i wish to take vengeance upon.

however, if anyone volunteers mine name and you attempt to use your stealth tendencies on me, i shall eat them and then you.

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh no, he's one of those innocent types... Does he spoil his view of the world or let him go on dreaming?]

Well, it's kinda supposed to be a calendar to highlight the Outsiders...

But maybe next time we can do landscapes? That would certainly attract a different set of customers than the ones I'm angling for with this.

[intertwinedfates]

Well, nobody said it HAS to be for revenge. You could just do it for fun.

...dare I ask how exactly you'd plan on eating me, though? You're not a monster, are you?

Unless you're just a cannibal??

[intertwinedfates]

[OOF. Yeah, that is... more dire than he was expecting given the comforts they've been granted. He thought LILITH had a bit more humanity to it than that. It's enough to make his blood boil, frankly.]

No, I agree. That's worse than a damn prison! We need to outfit them with something in the meantime. At least until the calendar is finished and we can use the funds from it to purchase them some furniture and toys.

[belli]

i am a dragon. [ to put it very simply. ]

[30storieshigh]

In a manner. I ill-like depending upon artifice, I have had LILITH add to my evolution so I may change my own form physically 🦖🔄🧑. In this way I do not have to rely on their oft-unreliable technology for my human-guise 👍.

[ Oh... OH! He gets it. Kind of. ]

Ah. Mating displays. This is a thing for which humans will pay to see on their recorder of the passage of time 🤔?

[intertwinedfates]

Oh. [Yeah, that'll do it.] In that case I'll be sure to not sneak around after you, then.

[belli]

wise.

[intertwinedfates]

Damn, Goji, you're turning out to be even cooler than you were initially! Will you still be taking on the same form, just under your own power now, or do I have to get used to a new you?

[See, he knew they'd get there!]

You betcha! Humans love sexy things in any shape or form. Hell, some people pay to watch others get frisky.

[Don't teach the King of Monsters about porn, Yato.......]

[intertwinedfates]

I'm nothing if not smart enough to keep my ass out of the fire, heh.

[Usually. Maybe. ...sometimes.]

[lunarchivist]

[More like he's aroace and naughty pictures are not his first thought for things like this...bless you Yato...]

Oh I see. So more people as subjects...

Charity is something I'd like to help with, but...hm. Wait, what sort of audience are you aiming for this time?

[30storieshigh]

Indeed, I am the coolest 🧊. [ Cool is a good thing people like he's finally learned that!!! ] The form the shape-changing technology gave me has become familiar enough to myself and others, there is little reason to stray from it. Though I am unable to render myself as short as the illusionary technology did 📏.

Ah. You speak of the erotica 🔞. I am familiar, human mating was a subject I was curious about for some time. It raised many questions about their continued survival, the practice of NTR especially baffles 😒. It seems an ill thing for the passing of genes, yet it is what some humans enjoy 🤷.

[ Ask him about the time he explained NTR to Kabru, that was a hoot and a half. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Haha, that you are! [Good job, Goji! That's one phrase he doesn't have to explain, at least.] So you're gonna be even taller, huh? Damn, I'm gonna get a complex next to you at this rate.

.....you know about NTR? I wanna ask and yet [AND YET] People are weird, I'll give you that. But boy do they have some fun kinks in other ways. Shibari seems like it'd be great way to spend an evening.

[HE'S SO TEMPTED TO ASK WHERE GODZILLA PICKED THAT UP... And who else he's been talking to, because damn people can be prudish here!]

[intertwinedfates]

[Never let it be said he doesn't sometimes try to preserve the innocence of this world.]

Exactly. I'm not too picky on what people feel like submitting, so if it's sweet and innocent, that's fine, or racy is good too! I figure if we get enough volunteers, we could even do two versions!

[30storieshigh]

You hold enough currency to precure an entire building? Interesting. I would not object to it being near my own future locale 🦖🏗️👍. [ Language is hard... ]

Ah. The rope art 💡. Aesthetically pleasing and a method to establish dominance with one's mate. It makes far more sense 👍.

[ Why is this conversation happening Yato please, please stop. For everyone's sake. He has no filter if you keep talking he'll keep talking, cease and desist. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[????? --oh. He gets it now. Wow, that's... Something else. How does he even answer that except by laughing? More importantly...]

Are you planning on moving out or something? [He'll miss you, big guy, just not at three A.M...]

You got it! The funny thing is, it's also used as a display of trust along with being intimate. I wanna be bound up by Hiyori~

[NO FILTER, EITHER OF THEM. Somebody stick his boot in his mouth, or at least cover his eyes so he can't text??]

[30storieshigh]

I have been considering building lairs in other locations, Okinawa and Kyoto are of specific interest 🏝️🏯. It seems prudent to have places one can retreat to outside of the base should the need arise.

This I can understand. I would not overtly mind Mothra's restraining 🦋. Her silk is not unpleasant to the touch 🤔.

[intertwinedfates]

Oh yeah, that's a good point. I had to take Hiyori to a hotel when we got caught by the band of smugglers we were trailing once. Would've been nice at that point to have had a second apartment for that kind of thing, honestly.

Hehe, I bet! If it's anything like that of a silkworm, it's probably super soft and snuggly~

[30storieshigh]

I would advice considering it for this world 👨‍🏫. A place to get away from less than desirable Outsiders and rest would do you both well.

I confess a lack of experience with the silks humans produce from the worms 🤔. Mothra's is the highest quality, as befitting a goddess, yet it is very sticky. A good binding material, though I suspect poor for clothing or blankets.

[intertwinedfates]

We may have to do just that, if we can afford it. There's definitely been times I wanna whisk her away from the stresses of that place, but damn if I have anywhere to go with her.

You should try out a silk shirt in your human form! They're really nice. Or silk sheets, even. Mothra's threads might not be the best for those kinds of things, but I bet they'd be good for a hammock so you don't fall off!

[stonehearts]

Ah, if only I knew there was someone here who had such an understanding of the base human desires like yourself. I would have felt far less alone against the masses.

[30storieshigh]

Bah. Afford. Okinawa is unclaimed by any beside us outsiders 🏝️. Build for yourself and your mate a dwelling with your own effort 🔨🧰🏠. It is the proper thing to do 👍.

[ This is essentially the Godzilla version of telling you to put a ring on that finger, Yato. ]

Explain this "hammock"?

@nadel

[yormama]

Has anyone signed up for February yet?

[intertwinedfates]

You know what? I just might do that! I've got the strength for it, so why not?? I can build a home for Hiyori and me!

[He's put a ring on that finger, but it was a tracker ring, sob...]

Oh, hammocks are great! They're like a mesh of rope that you hang between two posts and stretch out on to sway in the breeze.

[intertwinedfates]

Not yet! Wanna claim that one for yourself, I take it?