text, @HTKRIZO 10:31PM

[hitokiller]

( it comes as video at first. the image of someone kicking a chair over in the cafeteria, the sound of "THE HELL?!!!" being screeched at a pitch even dogs can hear. there's a bottle and a half-filled glass on a flat table nearby.

maybe he didn't mean to send that. maybe he did. either way, there's a text immediately after. )

whaddya mean we can't
TASTE A DRINK NEITHER???
how long is this gonna last?
th... a week? a whole 'nother month?
where's that damn cure, huh?
how long's that gonna take?

( let the panic begin. )

... how're the rest of ya coping
with not bein' able to eat real food, or drink, or

( a pause. )

and don't say anything stupid
like i shoulda just not gotten bit

Comments

[redsoil]

Some days I wish we had been. I suppose it would have made it too imbalanced.

EZ GG!! It is from one of the children [ she's a 23 year old adult gaming influencer trust fund brat who likes to collect plush toys of every known kaiju ] that I met at one of my parties before we had to go overseas.

[fursuit]

bet the kaiju would have been able to bag me my noble phantasm

[ does he actually believe that who knows but he's probably just being a contrary shit ]

oh yeah I forget you hang out with kids

ez I get but what's gg?

[redsoil]

I wish I could see yours. Quetzalcoatl used hers before her demise — she helped me obliterate a whole section of city.

[ The next time Ereshkigal brings up Quetzalcoatl being disappointed in Set's human-hating, he's going to tattle on that air-headed goddess and her role in Legitimately Killing People. ]

Sometimes I am asked to babysit the wealthy children. I feel I am transitioning from socialite to nanny.

"GG" is "good game". When they say it "ez gg", it is a compliment. "gg ez" is akin to saying "haha you sucked".

private

[fursuit]

yeah, heard about that. don't know the specifics, but I can guess what it was all about. mine's at a different level entirely, so I get why kenos and this earth both went "no thanks". it's costly for me to use, so it'd have to be for something real special, but it's me rearranging timelines a little bit. bring the future to the present, pull the underworld to the world of the living, shit like that.

course, don't go sharing those details. ereshkigal and izou, they'll see the real deal eventually, unless that master of theirs really sucks shit and doesn't even survive to that point. but that's so pathetic that I'd be disappointed. we'll see!

since to be honest with you, I don't think they realize the caliber of god they're dealing with. if I'm taking it seriously, they don't stand a fucking chance.

[ he can't wait for that day ♥ yay ]

anyways, much more importantly! I'll add that one to my repertoire for sure. works better in text though.

you pick up any other slang from your kids send it my way.

actually wait maybe I've got one for you

I think you're a milf set

PRIVATE sorry for your inbox abbie 1/2

[redsoil]

[ Sometimes, he is the one who feels like a false god. Where divinities like Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca and even Ereshkigal are brimming with potent domains, magic and miracles and powers that reach the fabric of existence itself — powers that rearrange reality if they should truly will it — he has nothing like that. It is a terribly isolating thing, to only have powers that relate to the physical world ( war, the endless sands ).

To have been made... in a way that is so limited. As if he is incomplete? ]

Well, as always — it is up to them to prove if they have what it takes to assert their will over yours. You know I am rooting for you and your Master, though. Were I were a summoned being like that, I would definitely want to be on the side of those challenging humanity's belief that they deserve to live more than anything else.

[ He will never value humanity. The more he is told to, the greater the loathing he feels for a race that have systematically and willfully destroyed the world

hey wait a fucking second ]

🎀

[redsoil]

hey what the fxck is a milf

[ tell him in dms ]