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( 人斬り以蔵 ) — ᴍᴀɴsʟᴀʏᴇʀ ɪᴢᴏᴜ. ([personal profile] hitokiller) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-10-28 12:16 pm

text, @HTKRIZO 10:31PM

( it comes as video at first. the image of someone kicking a chair over in the cafeteria, the sound of "THE HELL?!!!" being screeched at a pitch even dogs can hear. there's a bottle and a half-filled glass on a flat table nearby.

maybe he didn't mean to send that. maybe he did. either way, there's a text immediately after. )


whaddya mean we can't
TASTE A DRINK NEITHER???
how long is this gonna last?
th... a week? a whole 'nother month?
where's that damn cure, huh?
how long's that gonna take?


( let the panic begin. )

... how're the rest of ya coping
with not bein' able to eat real food, or drink, or


( a pause. )

and don't say anything stupid
like i shoulda just not gotten bit
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-10-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
HUMANS HAVE WEIRD TASTES

THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE THE STUFF THEY USED TO USE TO CLEAN MY CYBERNETICS

I KINDA LIKE THAT BUT I DIDN'T THINK HUMANS DRANK THAT STUFF
kaizou: (zzz make ex-girlfriends confused)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-10-28 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
DID YOU TURN INTO A VAMPIRE

🤣

WHAT IF YOU JUST MIX BLOOD INTO IT

THAT'S LIKE MIXING VAMPIRE MACHINE FLUID WITH HUMAN MACHINE FLUID

SO YOU GET BOTH AT ONCE
kaizou: (zzz sexual harassment is simple)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-10-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU I'M LAUGHING AT ALL OF VAMPIRES

I BET PUTTING THEM TOGETHER MAKES BOTH OF THEM BETTER

SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN THEY MADE ME A CYBORG

BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH

ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKED
kaizou: (zzz resilience feels natural)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO BE A VAMPIRE ANYWAY

YOU WERE ALREADY STRONG ENOUGH
kaizou: (zzz fed up with life? you're wrong)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-04 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
OH I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DID IT ON PURPOSE

I KNOW ONE GUY WHO DID

FOR POWER

I HAVE TO LAUGH AT HIM NEXT TIME I SEE HIM NOW
kaizou: (zzz artists of the universe unite)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
EYE GUY

LOOK FOR THE GUY WITH THE EYE
kaizou: (zzz lose sleep over tidiness)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
THEY CAN'T HAVE BEEN THAT STRONG ANYWAY

IF WE KILLED THEM ALL

EVEN I KNOW THAT

HE MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND SMART THOUGH

WHEN HE TALKS
kaizou: (zzz make ex-girlfriends confused)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-05 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS ACTING ALL MESSED UP ABOUT IT

WE STILL WON ANYWAY

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE
kaizou: (zzz don't search for your true self)

[personal profile] kaizou 2024-11-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING

[But they're not. If they could, if they did, would it help things? Or would it be more a matter of things not needing help in the same way if the Outsiders were capable of seeing this as a thing to celebrate in the first place? . . . Mmm.]