[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).

He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!

Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.

I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.

Thank you for your time.

— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

Comments

[kaizou]

YOU COULD JUST TELL ME WHO IT IS

I'LL JUST ASK ALL THE GODDESSES I MEET NOW

[queenofkur]

S
She's not here!
She'll never be here!
So you don't need to ask anyone!

[kaizou]

BUT I BET SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE

IS SHE A FRIEND OF YOURS FROM HOME OR SOMETHING

[queenofkur]

Y
Yes, exactly.
And unlike me, she cannot be summoned.
So you won't see her here!

[ No more questions please, she's at her wit's end here! ]

[kaizou]

I DON'T THINK LILITH ASKS PERMISSION BEFORE SUMMONING PEOPLE

[queenofkur]

She doesn't but we gods cannot normally be summoned!
We need a human vessel to serve as avatar.
And she didn't have one.
Therefore, please stop asking questions.
Please.

[kaizou]

I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I ASK QUESTIONS

[queenofkur]

[ Why is he denser than she is? T-That shouldn't be allowed!! She's defeated. Beaten. Destroyed. She doesn't even have the energy to properly write any more. ]

fine
it was me
now please stop asking questions

[kaizou]

I STILL HAVE A LOT OF THEM THOUGH

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU

DOES PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS MAKE YOU WANNA CRY

I GUESS THAT'S A QUESTION

SO I TAKE IT BACK

MAKING PEOPLE CRY CAN BE FUN BUT DOING IT LIKE THIS SEEMS LIKE A WASTE

[queenofkur]

[ WHAT THE HECK he's continuing he's relentless!! ]

making people cry is never fun
its cruel
unless their name is ishtar
then its okay
im going to sleep
farewell

[kaizou]

OKAY FAREWELL

TELL ME ABOUT ISHTAR LATER

LET'S GET A DRINK