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synnet2024-09-25 03:34 pm
queenofkur) wrote in synnet2024-09-25 03:34 pm
[text] @goddess of death
Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).
He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!
Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.
Thank you for your time.
— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!
Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.
Thank you for your time.
— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
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And you wanted me to try "smoking" those things?
[ The Kûr? He'd tried getting her addicted to a toxic substance?! It's nearly like he tried poisoning her! ]
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[ that makes it better right (no) ]
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This is low, even for you.
[ Yes, she takes it just as well as anyone can expect. ]
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like if you’re going to be mad at me at least let me earn it
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This could have affected my health and my finances should I have accepted your offer.
I don't care what sophistry you're speaking, this is unacceptable.
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plenty of people smoke! hell, the guy you're helping out here, we met over smokes! bummed a cig off me while we were in that stupid maze
would you take one from him and not me?
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And he's not a god.
[ Following this message, what reply he writes doesn't get sent and instead he gets an automatically generated message: ]
The user @ goddess of death has indirectly requested that that you no longer contact her.
transcript: Murderer! Addict!! Psychopath!!! T-That's it, I'm going to curse him with sumerian fever if he tries to justify this once more!
In an effort to preserve peace, you will be unable to contact @ goddess of death for the next 72 hours.
Thank you for your understandings.