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Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).

He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!

Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.

I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.

Thank you for your time.

— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

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I am a goddess of the human order.
My only "team" is humanity.
To see those orphans cared for is all I need.
Their well-being is key to the future of humanity in this world, after all.

But you're death. Or a god of one

Isn't that kiiiinda an oxymoron

Absolutely not.
Life and death have ever existed together.
Life would be a neverending nightmare if it never ended.
But because death is inevitable, it is a most precious thing that must be protected and enjoyed to its fullest.

You're really nice for a death god....

I would assume they're super scary! But not you! That's real sweet of ya!

W
Well I can be super scary too!
Very very scary.

But not all gods are mean like people seem to believe.

Can I ask you a question

Why don't you be scary all the time

Why did you make that choice, miss!

You

You are asking a lot of questions.

Should I not ask questions?

I didn't say that!
But you ask too many questions, this is suspicious.
For all I know you could be a villain seeking for means to hurt me.
Thus I shall not answer any more questions.

Oh...

I guess I will never figure out what a goddess's favorite color is......or her favorite flower.......I guess that's how it has to be................

[ She's on the verge of typing what her favorite color is, but. S-She just said she wouldn't answer any more questions!! Is he trying to trick her? ]

Why would you want to know these things?

Well you said you could be nice and I believe it

I just thought it would be nice to get to know you!

Sampo Koski always does nice things for his friends

Friends?

W
Well

I suppose black is my favorite color.
Darker colors are objectively better than lighter colors.

And my favorite color is amarcrinum.