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[bemist]

[ Hello, everyone. You will first receive an image.

It's ten swords.

Just ten swords, in a pile on the floor. Nothing is remarkable about these swords. They're just metal swords. There are ten (10) of them. Golly. ]

Found these in front of my door
I don't need em
So if anyone wants a sword or wants to learn how to stab someone informally
Let me know
Only 10 of you though

[ What a kind and generous and incredibly succinct offer! ]

Comments

[unarm]

Reality is fun
Why would I want to be anywhere else?

[uncourteous]

Is it? I can't say I've noticed.

I was personally of the opinion that it lacked the right stimulation at times.

[unarm]

If you're the boring kind
Sure it would
But are you the boring kind?

[uncourteous]

Boring is a matter of perspective, isn't it? At the very least, I would say most individuals tend to tremble in fear if I am having too much fun.

Are you?

[unarm]

Well!
That sounds like a good time to me
I'm intrigued, fellow stranger~

[uncourteous]

Is it? You hardly seem scared so I need to doubt the efficacy of my words.

[unarm]

no no
I promise that you're so terrifying
We are going to make great friends!

[uncourteous]

Friends? Do you normally throw around such terms so easily?

It would make one doubt what their staying ability was...

[unarm]

Wow you are so grumpy
Did you have a bad friend before?
Don't worry, I am a great friend!

[uncourteous]

Is it grumpy to doubt your sincerity?

Or is that an issue completely in the realm of your own control?
"Great friend," is it? You're certainly welcome to try.

[unarm]

Terribly grumpy ♥



Oh!
I do love a challenge, bestie

[uncourteous]

Then let us see for how long this lasts.

Mister "Bestie."

[unarm]

Wao! So scary
Sooooo scary
I like you

[uncourteous]

Well, I have yet to like you.

Maybe that's a sign you need to put more effort in receiving others affections?

[unarm]

Mission acknowledged!
Just wait!