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[bemist]

[ Hello, everyone. You will first receive an image.

It's ten swords.

Just ten swords, in a pile on the floor. Nothing is remarkable about these swords. They're just metal swords. There are ten (10) of them. Golly. ]

Found these in front of my door
I don't need em
So if anyone wants a sword or wants to learn how to stab someone informally
Let me know
Only 10 of you though

[ What a kind and generous and incredibly succinct offer! ]

Comments

[bemist]

I did say I'd give lessons
I don't expect everyone to know what they're doing

[survivaltricks]

fair enough.

but i should be okay.

who am i thanking for this generous donation?

[bemist]

you can call me Gebura

[survivaltricks]

it's nice to meet, you gebura.

[just gebura! no honorifics; she doesn't seem like the sort]

so.

should we all hope to one day be visited by the ten sword fairy, or are you just lucky?

[bemist]

this isn't luck, this is annoying

[survivaltricks]

. . . is it supposed to be a threat?

[bemist]

it's a pointless one if it is

[survivaltricks]

that's what i was thinking. have you made any enemies lately?

[bemist]

Lately?
not that I know of
not here anyway

[survivaltricks]

huh.

how mysterious. . .

[bemist]

well
knowing who it is now
he doesn't stand a chance

[survivaltricks]

[. . . omg]

are you two going to fight?

can i watch?

[bemist]

[ ... ]

are you into violence or just nosy?

[survivaltricks]

just nosy!






and wondering if i should take bets