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elysium ([personal profile] transmit) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-07-19 06:45 am

01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:
1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!



( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )
saudadist: (mega concern)

@kijyo

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
6/10

put those away


[ she refuses to give the doctor professor a higher score ]
curingidiocy: (pic#17171055)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-20 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you that those would not have been the pictures I'd pick if I had been given a choice.
saudadist: (Huh?)

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
impressed they even found those
kind of
curingidiocy: (unhappy)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-20 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
The implant's glitches work in quite mysterious ways, don't they? I surmise that some of these images are generated from a blend of our memories, because I certainly do not recall any of the pictures in the gallery being taken. The only one I can vouch for is the one used for the profile.
saudadist: (wgar)

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-20 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ wait what was that last one? ]

that doesn't make that better

you do know that right
curingidiocy: (pic#17171060)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-20 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wdym Lucy? You're going to have to ask him properly if you want to know. ]

Indeed it does not. The implants accessing our memories without our consent is a severe violation of privacy. Unfortunately, short of LILITH handing me the schematics of their implants, it is unlikely to be fixed any time soon.
saudadist: (Do I look like a therapist?)

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-20 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I meant why do you have a picture of yourself in the bathtub
curingidiocy: (pic#17171076)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
That picture is from a photoshoot with the Cosmic Times magazine. They had requested an interview on the topic of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in the face of a stressful job. Since baths are my preferred method of destressing, they requested this shot to accompany the article.
saudadist: (wow Nana you ate a whole pane of glass)

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like they just wanted a cheesecake pic for their article and bullshitted an excuse
curingidiocy: (pic#17171052)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-21 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I was well aware of their ulterior motive, but felt no need to deny them. I was compensated fairly and had the opportunity to direct readers to resources that could improve their lives.
saudadist: (Are you high?)

[personal profile] saudadist 2024-07-21 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
fair enough
using an attractive face to sell good advice isn't illogical
curingidiocy: https://x.com/45_tmyr/status/1783172415692194247/photo/1 (happy)

[personal profile] curingidiocy 2024-07-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
A beneficial scenario for all.

[ Including his fan club, who'd gone absolutely ballistic when that issue was released. Much to his immense amusement, because he does keep tabs on them, if only because he finds their obsession with him hilarious. Some people are truly wild. ]