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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]

️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥

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5/10

_{[ The concept of all of this is so weird, but Laios can feel his face flushing. He doesn’t even know who this guy is!! Why is he giving him an average score!! ]}

Um.. okay. Is there something I could improve? I guess?

_{[ GOJO BE NICE. ]}

no?

[ average is perfectly nice for him??? ]

is there something you can improve on?

Actually.. yeah. There is! Everyone has something they can improve on.

_{[ This is a good distraction from those embarrassing photos. ]}

For example, I could probably improve my Harpy Egg Omelette, as I have only made it once. I could improve on my cooking all around, not to say I am not a good chef, but there’s so much out there to learn! My dog imitation is perfect, though.

_{[ Laios could also improve his social skills, but you know. ]}

[ i mean, does he ask about the harpy egg omelette first or the dog imitation...... ]

do you make your harpy egg omelette with actual harpies? [ guess food first. ]

_{[ OH BOY you’re asking him about his specific interest. ]}

Technically, no, but I use actual eggs from harpies! My omelette haven’t tasted the same since arriving here. Can you believe there’s no harpies around?

there arent any harpies but you can try makin some with kaiju

[ considering how many different kaiju are out there, he's pretty sure that there is bound to be a species that lays eggs. ]