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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

@rasgulla

[peoplewatch]

[ the first two pics are ... not unexpected. but the shaggy fit in the last pic is something new!!! is that what he looks like when he doesn't maintain his appearance? when was that taken? the last pic, he's already seen Laios naked, so it's nothing new, but he doubts Laios appreciates that it was shared.

oh yeah, he has to give a rating. ]

You probably didn't want these to be shared?

I'll give you a 10/10 though.

i didn't tag you back cause i needed the perfect icon and now i have it

[vorous]

NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO SEE ANY OF THESE...
BESIDES THE DOG IMPRESSION, I'M REALLY PROUD OF THAT!!

im crying

[peoplewatch]

[ the dog impression ... does he want to know ....... what he does want to know is what's up with the shaggy man impression ]

I don't think it's too bad that people see it. You look very handsome in that last picture. I wanted to tell you in the bath house but it would make you shy.

im using it again

[vorous]

The last picture?! That’s the worst one!

poor little baaaaby

[peoplewatch]

I don't think so. You have a good body. Strong and sturdy.

[ kabru doesn't think too much about the type of physique he likes but having spent most of his life with skinny, lithe elves, he's much more drawn to strong and stocky bodies. ]

[vorous]

_{[ Kabru is.. praising him so openly. Laios is honestly certain that hardly anyone in his life has done something like this. ]}

That’s… so kind. Are you sure? I feel like I keep getting heavier.

[peoplewatch]

Why would I lie about this?

Humans come in all shapes and sizes. That's what makes us unique. Beauty standards differ according to where you are, anyway. A heavier frame is seen as more attractive in dwarven culture, for example.

[vorous]

_{[ and finally, the flushing sets in after he’s fully realized the extent of his compliment. He was expecting people to be really mean, especially when he hadn’t uploaded the pictures himself. Why would he lie? Laios doesn’t know, but he just knows that a majority people aren’t kind to him, including his parents. ]}

… Thanks. You’re really nice to me. I didn’t know that about dwarves, though.

[peoplewatch]

[ this is all going to plan ♡

Kabru's plan being to be friends with Laios to get closer to Laios in order to understand him better, of course. ]

It would be cruel to say these things and have them be a lie.

Dwarves also consider us tall-men feminine in appearance, and that's not something desirable for them. You probably would have a little bit more luck with a dwarven woman than I would, though. [ he's self-aware enough to know he's a twink okay ]

[vorous]

Mannnn.
I wish that I was a different race sometimes. Do you think about that too? We could have a longer lifespan.. or senses that are more keen.. it would make dungeon exploring so much easier!

I don't know. Something different. Something cool.

[peoplewatch]

Growing up, I wanted to be an elf so that I could join the canaries.

I don't feel that way anymore, but the changeling mushrooms in the dungeon let me experience what that was like. [ he doesn't like how elves treat shorter-lived races, so he doesn't know if he wants to be a part of that. he likes being a tall man, even if it would be nice to live longer. ]

[vorous]

You came across those too, huh? It turned me into a dwarf. I felt amazing for awhile. Though, if I had my choice when it came to changing into anything, I'd definitely be a monster.

_{[ OH BOYYYY here he goes, opening up about his fursona... ]}

1/

[peoplewatch]

[ Of course he WANTS to be a monster. It's what Kabru's always suspected, but to hear it outright, out in the open like this, is so surreal. ]

[peoplewatch]

[ Wait a second.

If he wants to be a monster, what does that mean for the world when he finally becomes lord of the dungeon? ]

[peoplewatch]

[ Would Laios choose to be one of the weaker, more harmless monsters? No, anyone given the opportunity to have their wishes granted would go for something grandiose.

So -- The biggest and scariest monster they have ever seen?!

A WHOLE WORLD OF MONSTERS??

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ]

done

[peoplewatch]

[ weakly: ]

What ... kind of monster?

[vorous]

<sub>[ And Laios has no idea how much torment this guy is going through.

Cheerfully: ]</sub>

Only the best!
A chimera! Do you want to see my drawing of it?

[peoplewatch]

[ like Falin ..... didn't she kill like 5 people ........ ]

Yes ... please show me.

[vorous]

_{[ im lazy to get a reference pic but he sends a drawing of the ultimate monster chimera … his monster oc ]}

What do you think? The more monster, the better! Can you guess what monsters are in this chimera?

[peoplewatch]

[ he absolutely cannot allow Laios to achieve this dream ]

Um... A rhinocerous? With a direwolf and eagle?