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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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Comments

@macarons

[rikugan]

2/10

[ +1 for wielding a funny axe gun. ]

[fursuit]

ha ha very funny

you're just handing out low scores to everyone for kicks huh

[ BUT WHY IS HIS LOWER???? he's pretending to not be annoyed. he's so annoyed. ]

[rikugan]

low score?
5 is perfectly average

[ B) ]

[fursuit]

[ you little shit (fond? maybe?) ]

so you're calling me below average, fucker

bullshit. you go literal, then I'm a five, at least

[rikugan]

i would have put you at a 5 if youre a 5
if you want me to go literal then youre a 1

[ he was being generous with that extra 1 ]

[fursuit]

the fuck kinda criteria are you using

[rikugan]

you sayin you should have a higher score?

[fursuit]

no no that's not how this works

answer my question first??

[rikugan]

your overall vibe

[fursuit]

[ oh. well. that he can't argue as much. he knows his vibes are atrocious. comes with being a god of death/destruction/generally bad things ]

ain't the point of this to just be about pure looks though?? the vibe for that isn't that bad!

[rikugan]

i can give you a 5/10 for looks alone if you want

[fursuit]

that's still too low. but fine.

luckily I'm not the kind of god of beauty that would curse you for that kind of shit

[ could he do so here? no. irrelevant ]

[rikugan]

youre the god of beauty?

[fursuit]

yes

and I have a guess that your next reply is going to piss me off so choose it carefully

[rikugan]

well
the abstract can be beautiful too

i guess i just didnt peg you for a god of beauty
maybe a god of stupid lookin weaponry
but haha i think i like this better

[fursuit]

[ oh. that's actually not as bad as he was expecting at all. ]

the gun looks that way so I can use it long range and close range. can't combine them more elegantly

[ definitely not that he's only a close range fighter but stubbornly committed to aesthetic. no way. ]

but yeah, beauty's one of my domains. got a ton of them. everything from that to jaguars to conflict. long list so I don't get into it.