01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


HOW IT WORKS:

1. Post a photo: Upload some photos, any photos, preferably ones that showcase your unique style. Keep it safe for work, folks!

2. Get rated & rate others: Are they hot, hot, hot (10)? Or are they not, not, not (1)? Share your thoughts using anything from a sliding scale of 1-10, to ✅ or ❎s, to whatever else you can think of. Agree? Disagree? Tell us why!

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( ooc: with mod permission, you're free to assume any implant glitches when it comes to posting an auto-generated profile and/or reacting to others! anon is "enabled", though characters don't necessarily have to use it. have fun! )

Comments

[frostfist]

Is it that weird for people to want to get to know you?

[bemist]

[ yes ]

In case you haven't noticed
I'm not the most approachable person

[frostfist]

Maybe not, but neither are you an asshole. Being quiet and imposing isn't enough to get everyone off your back. Some people might even find it an interesting challenge.

[bemist]

I don't want to talk about people finding it to be a challenge
It's been a long time since I've wanted to legitimately stab a person

[ A pause. ]

Not Siffrin
Though the puns are a pain

[frostfist]

Really? I think puns are quite egg-cellent.

[ ... ]

Sorry. Though if you need help hiding a body, I'm free every day except Friday.

[bemist]

Is Friday because of the ass-kicking you just signed yourself up for?

[frostfist]

Actually, I have dance lessons on Fridays. Which means that you'll have to fit me in on Tuesday for the promised ass-kicking.

[ three days should be enough to recover use of his arms and legs right, ]

[bemist]

[ Maybe. He seems to be a glutton for pun-ishment, though. ]

Sure. Look forward to it, Wriothesley.

[frostfist]

[ There is nothing about this he is looking forward to but he did ask for it so

See you on Tuesday, Miss Gebura. (saluting emoji) ]