text; @CURSE

[gimu]

hello.

i have several questions for the outsider populace and i require truthful answers.

1. what are your abilities in battle?
2. what is your estimation of your skill with your own abilities?
3. who are you?
4. what was your proudest moment?
5. what was your weakest?

answer as you see fit. i’m not your boss.

[ this isn’t how one goes about making work acquaintances but it’s direct, it’s simple, and choso can’t be bothered to care if it meets industry standard. ]

Comments

PRIVATE;

[gimu]

yes. do you wish to wait?

PRIVATE; 1/3

[assassinsgreed]

guess i'm a little rusty
there's just been one kaiju attack and i'd rather not waste my time on worms here

2/3

[assassinsgreed]

oh yeah
guess i like worms

nevermind

3/3

[assassinsgreed]

you know where the simulation arena is?
or do i have to hold your hand and show you

[gimu]

i have a map. i can find my way, worm man.

[assassinsgreed]

meet you there in ten minutes

hope you're ready, blood boy

[gimu]

i am on my way.

[ why is he so pressed for this? truly, why? no time for wondering; that can wait for later. he can pick it apart afterward, examine the pieces in the aftermath.

for now, he has ten minutes to find this simulation room. ]