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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[ultrastats]

I'm always on top.

@hells kitchen

[cutlery]

Do pardon me, for I do not ask this rudely, but more in attempting to understand... Are calendars very popular? With the technology at work here, I had guessed that such things would be obsolete.

[ he absolutely does not know about the sexy aspect here... ]

Also, I must give praise, for the announcement is very fetching. It is far more appealing the other missives I have received since arriving.

[intertwinedfates]

Just make sure you don't fall off your perch, yeah?

[ultrastats]

I'll deal with that when the time comes.

[intertwinedfates]

[T-That's a point he hadn't considered, and it gets him right where it smarts!]

I

hadn't thought about that, to be honest... But there's bound to be some people who like old school and retro collectibles, yeah? And this is something you can give to someone as a present, so!

[ANYWAY, praise him more~]

Hehehe, it is rather stylish, isn't it? Gotta catch people's interest from the get-go or you'll never be successful!

[curingidiocy]

They may be operating under multiple directives when searching for ideal candidates. We cannot be sure, either way.

Consider asking LILITH for a room with holographic customization. It should offer all the flexibility you need for the photoshoot.

[ Something like the upgrade they can get for their own room that allows them to design it however way they want to. ]

@draconic

[belli]

how would one achieve revenge by signing up for this calendar?

[intertwinedfates]

Nobody said you had to sign yourself up for it~☆

[cutlery]

It is a collectible?

[ Hm. He doesn't really understand that impulse himself, since he's practical to a fault, but he knows that other creatures feel that way. A calendar still seems... odd, though. ]

Again, I must ask you forgiveness for my ignorance, but I am from a time that is very far-removed from such things... What is the appeal, if I may?

[intertwinedfates]

Anything can be a collectible if people like it enough.

[This much he's learned from humans over the years. Hell, some of them collect soup cans, for heaven's sake.]

Well, depends on what you want out of it. Some people like supporting good causes and won't care about the pictures, others might like to see themselves in print on something, and still others are in it for the naughty!

[30storieshigh]

Ah. Then I shall need use of my human-guise. It appears it is time for my enhancement to collect its worth, as they say 💰💯. [ Earn its keep. ]

[ That explains a lot but there's one thing he still doesn't get. Brace yourself Yato. ]

An inquiry. What is "sexy" 😕?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah. Kinda pointless to speculate when we've got nothing but vague, flimsy ideas to go off of and no concrete evidence.

Huh, that's also a good idea. Maybe they'd be willing to let me borrow a room for a while seeing as how it's intended to benefit their efforts in taking care of the kids.

[belli]

what guarantee is there that the person you sign up will cooperate?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, I guess you'll have to, despite the fact I still think having the King of Monsters on there would be good for sales. Didja enhance your human form, too?

[Ah, perhaps it's different for Godzilla and his lady lover... Let's see if he can put in terms he'll understand--]

Sexy is a state used to entice mates! Birds use flashy feathers, people use clothes, and all of em go around posturing.

[intertwinedfates]

None, but that's when my

stealth tendencies come in handy~

text; @poker

[stonehearts]

I'll take March, if there's still a slot open.

[intertwinedfates]

Yup, it's still free, so it's all yours! Man, I'm a bit surprised at the turn out. We're down to only six months still open.

[lunarchivist]

...? How is someone taking revenge for charity?

[He is happy to see efforts to help the kids! He may also be missing the. Context of this calendar...]

[stonehearts]

Never underestimate the draw of posing nearly nude for the birth months of those nearest and dearest to you!

[intertwinedfates]

Because whatever proceeds we get from the sales of the calendar go to helping the orphanage out! So if you've got somebody you wanna slip into the calendar for funsies, who am I to object?

[intertwinedfates]

Exactly! You get it! The more skin, the more we win! Everybody knows that sex sells, and sales are what matters here!

[curingidiocy]

It is the least they can do, considering the support they've given the children so far has been minimal.

[ Yeah, he's still pissed about that. But it's par for the course from LILITH at this point. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Is the situation that bad? I haven't exactly had time to look into it much.

[His focus has been on Hiyori mostly and the other Outsiders who were kidnapped. Hence this little fundraiser.]

[lunarchivist]

[For funsies...]

I mean, March takes great and many pictures, perhaps something could be submitted? That wouldn't be out of revenge though...she is very good at taking photos.

I can ask. Did you need landscapes? Abstract?

[Still missing the point...]

[curingidiocy]

They were placed in a room bereft of decoration, stimulation or comfort, and left to a robotic attendant. They clearly expected us to make up for their deficiencies. It is utterly abhorrent. Even if it was only intended as a temporary residence for the children until Wolfwood's orphanage is established, they cannot be left like that!