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synnet2024-09-25 03:34 pm
queenofkur) wrote in synnet2024-09-25 03:34 pm
[text] @goddess of death
Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).
He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!
Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.
Thank you for your time.
— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!
Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.
Thank you for your time.
— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
crawls back
Sounds like Yato sometimes.
[ and look at THEM.
... is she okay? (NOT AFTER BEING KIDNAPPED) did she - oh ]
That was forever ago!! I was a kid. [ though she supposes she still owes kofuku
a lot. ]
Besides, as much as I appreciate it, there's no way I could take your hard-earned money even if you offered. I'd rather work for any kindness you showed me. Fair and square.
gasps!!!
I would not compare Yato to her.
I think too highly of him for that.
[ He's so sweet, considerate and dignified compared to her!
That's how bad Ishtar is, never doubt it. ]
This is an admirable way to look at things.
You are indeed a very hard-working and strong human!
Still, acts of kindness between friends should not be paid or anything of the sort.
lays on
Do you? I bet he'd be really happy to hear that. He might even behave more often.
[ haha yeah the gala haha would ere be relieved to know she gave yato a stern talkin' to??? just wait. gala time was just the beginning of what kind of shenanigans he gets up to. yet hiyori loves him anyway.
since hiyori doesn't know ishtar, she's reserving judgment but she DOES trust ereshkigal enough to not doubt her. she's just imagining a fem!yato though. like when he possessed her body and went around her school, advertising himself with business cards. you can imagine how that went.
>yato
>dignified
pick one. ]
How about this? I'll take any act of kindness as long as you're not giving me money. Like, one of us taking each other out for dinner! Or buying you a cute sweater I found. Or keeping each other company if we're lonely. Being a listening ear whenever we need it. Those sorts of things.
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I'll be sure to tell him next time we meet then.
[ ... That's going to be super awkward, but that's a problem for future her.
And honestly fem!yato is more accurate than she imagines, with a heavy dose of tsun and lots more shamelessness.
...
Dignity just doesn't exist with those two. ]
Very well then.
After next mission, I will invite you for dinner.
It will not be a dinner made by myself though, for your own safety.
[ And for her survival, really. ]
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Okay.
[ she's happy to read the first part. when it comes to the second?
"for her own safety?" ah. yeah, she gets it. (does she?) ]
You know what's easy to make and delicious? Ramen. We can do that. Have you ever had it?
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It was really good.
But I am afraid it is far beyond my skills...
I am still get accustomed to ingredients other than those I had available in the Underworld.
[ Do. Not. Ask. ]
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pour hot water
eresh????? ]
I can help you make cup ramen whenever you want. I've heard putting cheese on top is pretty good, too.
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It isn't.
Don't underestimate her ability to ruin any edible food. ]
I see.
It sounds intriguing.
I am sure together we'll succeed in cooking this!
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Absolutely! ⭐
We'll make you a Ramen Chef Professional in no time.