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Ereshkigal ([personal profile] queenofkur) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-09-25 03:34 pm

[text] @goddess of death

Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).

He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!

Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.

I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.

Thank you for your time.

— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
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[personal profile] eyeofmyass 2024-09-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. so food from the sea is still just bugs.

[he's a little disappointed, now.]

doesn't look like it's got much meat in it. I'm not sure I know how the hell to cook that thing.
lunarchivist: (U ok???)

[personal profile] lunarchivist 2024-09-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
......Mr. Priest, that is a crustacean.

...which I suppose can be bug-like? Hm. But there are fish in the ocean as well, they're just a bit...strange. They're deemed safe to eat, but I think the crabs are safer for now to give to children.

Oh. It's a shell you're mainly seeing, the meat is inside. You can see it by- you know what. Do you have time? It'd probably be easier to show you in person.


[Beach trip...]
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[personal profile] eyeofmyass 2024-10-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wolfwood is fine.

yeah, suppose I got time. where should I meet ya?
lunarchivist: (Hmmmm)

Great! Hands you a starter

[personal profile] lunarchivist 2024-10-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Alright. I didn't want to throw your name around in a more public space just in case.

Meet me at the portal.


[Dan Heng will drop a location for Wolfwood to follow, because I don't wanna look up where that is!]