[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).

He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!

Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.

I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.

Thank you for your time.

— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

Comments

[eyeofmyass]

yeah greenery ain't really my thing. so I'm not help there. but if you need someone to haul shit I can do that if you'll share some with me...it's edible, right?

[the_fourteenth]

It is. Despite the rift's influence, the fish and crabs there are safe to eat. In this case, it's a benefit - the rift effect has caused the crabs and the fruit to grow to larger sizes.

I would be glad to show you how to fish. The crabs are to a size that they have to be hunted and fought.

[eyeofmyass]

you gotta fight it to eat it. not a problem.

[He has never fought anything with pinchers before.]

can you shoot 'em?

[the_fourteenth]

Unless you're an incredible shot, I wouldn't recommend it. Their shells are hard to penetrate with bullets. Trust me, I've tried. However, if you aim for their mouths, or their joints, it's possible to take them down.

[eyeofmyass]

yeah that wont be an issue, as long as the bullets don't ruin the meat.

[the_fourteenth]

Definitely aim for the face, then. Don't want Outsiders breaking their teeth on any bullets we've missed.

[eyeofmyass]

Will do. well, if you need the manpower let me know next time you go. and if not, always willing to accept whatever you've got for the kids.