[text] @goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Greetings everyone. I am contacting you on behalf of Nicholas D. Wolfwood (user name: punisher).

He recently made a post offering his services as a priest to those who wish to confess their sins. While admirable, the payment he asks in return for such a service is unacceptable. Normally he should be chastised for such behavior, however the money he hopes to earn through his service is to be used for a noble cause: helping the orphaned children of this world. I believe this cause to be an important one and he deserves to be commended for having decided to take it on!

Unfortunately, he lacks the confidence to ask for donations, hence his resorting to selling what should be a sacred service for money. He is convinced nobody will help him, as people typically never give anything away without the expectation of getting something back.

I would greatly appreciate it if you could reassure him that the people in this world are generous. While nothing is prepared yet to receive donations, I am sure he will feel heartened to see the kindness and benevolence we are all capable of. I will personally donate some of my own money when the time comes.

Thank you for your time.

— Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr

Comments

[eyeofmyass]

yeah yeah I see it.

[Woops not exactly for this dude here, but technology is weird.]

I'm sure they have plenty of need for both. gotta admit dead girl here did a better job than me. if you're really interested I'll start working on something bigger than some food and attention. but until then, if you got time to swing by one of those shit-holes they're calling orphanages to drop off some food, I know it'll be appreciated.

[the_fourteenth]

I am definitely interested. Recently I have been starting more trips to Okinawa to procure fish, crabs, and fruit. I want to cultivate that area so we can keep growing more food for us, with the goal of growing enough to share with the citizens. If the first ones to receive that are the orphans, even better.

[eyeofmyass]

fish and crabs?

[Nope. This isn't a question of surprise or excitement, he literally doesn't know what the hell those words means other than something edible. Yay for desert planet.]

good. they need it. starving ain't fun.

[the_fourteenth]

That's right. With the data portal set up in Okinawa, we can travel there where nature is safer. The fish, crabs and fruit groves there are safe to consume. I think it's vitally important that we take care of it, and start bringing in supplies from there.

I plan to make weekly trips to keep our freezers full. If we can find anyone willing to maintain the groves and maybe a greenhouse, that would be ideal. So far, I haven't found anyone. I am researching it myself, but I'm afraid it's a subject I am starting from zero with.

[eyeofmyass]

yeah greenery ain't really my thing. so I'm not help there. but if you need someone to haul shit I can do that if you'll share some with me...it's edible, right?

[the_fourteenth]

It is. Despite the rift's influence, the fish and crabs there are safe to eat. In this case, it's a benefit - the rift effect has caused the crabs and the fruit to grow to larger sizes.

I would be glad to show you how to fish. The crabs are to a size that they have to be hunted and fought.

[eyeofmyass]

you gotta fight it to eat it. not a problem.

[He has never fought anything with pinchers before.]

can you shoot 'em?

[the_fourteenth]

Unless you're an incredible shot, I wouldn't recommend it. Their shells are hard to penetrate with bullets. Trust me, I've tried. However, if you aim for their mouths, or their joints, it's possible to take them down.

[eyeofmyass]

yeah that wont be an issue, as long as the bullets don't ruin the meat.

[the_fourteenth]

Definitely aim for the face, then. Don't want Outsiders breaking their teeth on any bullets we've missed.

[eyeofmyass]

Will do. well, if you need the manpower let me know next time you go. and if not, always willing to accept whatever you've got for the kids.