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[bemist]

[ Hello, everyone. You will first receive an image.

It's ten swords.

Just ten swords, in a pile on the floor. Nothing is remarkable about these swords. They're just metal swords. There are ten (10) of them. Golly. ]

Found these in front of my door
I don't need em
So if anyone wants a sword or wants to learn how to stab someone informally
Let me know
Only 10 of you though

[ What a kind and generous and incredibly succinct offer! ]

Comments

[uncourteous]

This isn't a charity.

Is your "happiness" always so simple?

[bemist]

the employees who worked under me
if they needed it

[bemist]

what are we defining "magic" as? non-weaponry offense?

[bemist]

it's probably both, at this rate
the next time I die, I'd like it to stick

[looped]

Sure! Non-weaponry offense.

[fursuit]

fair enough. normally I'd say I could guarantee that, but LILITH took that kinda ability from me. but might still be able to see what I can do. tricks of the trade and all

sounds like a threat now that I type it out but you know what I mean

[bemist]

[ hm. ]

then yeah
though not as much

[looped]

Many of people's skills here do vary so I'm always curious to learn.
Well, I don't necessarily need learning regarding how to stab and such, but I'd be interested to see!

[uncourteous]

Then what do you think about sparring with me?

You wouldn't use that as an excuse to slice my neck, would you?

[bemist]

I wouldn't try to kill you
but I wouldn't hold back either
fair warning

[bemist]

I'm fine with fighting you unless you want more of a demonstration
that's probably more of a simulation kinda thing

[bemist]

hopefully neither but I'd take the latter

[bemist]

yeah
I've used other weapons but I'm more accustomed to a blade these days

[bemist]

they're normal
even I'd be reluctant to hand out elemental swords if people didn't know what they were doing

[bemist]

thanks I think
for letting me stay dead?
when I die
if that's what you're saying

[looped]

With me? Oh my.. teehee, perhaps if I'm ever feeling up for it~!
But yes, I was thinking more of a demonstration!

[fursuit]

yeah funny thing to offer someone huh?

but essentially, that'd be my hope. hell since we've met there's enough of a chance you'd show up in my afterlife that it could be legit

can't say for sure though

[unarm]

Should happiness be complicated?

[unarm]

Ah~
I like your teaching policy

[bemist]

I don't mind
but you'd have to meet up with me
you're good with that?

[bemist]

just meeting you means I have a chance of ending up in your afterlife?

[bemist]

[ does he

please say no ]

thanks, I think

[unarm]

[ it's what he would do to his mentees so................. ]

You're welcome ♥

[fursuit]

generally speaking yeah. don't exactly know how it'd work with totally different worlds, so I can't guarantee anything. but if this were my world or one of its parallel timelines? for sure

could call it fate if you'd like

but I generally got a few strings I can pull to make it happen

[eyescar]

it's funny how they let us buy all this stuff without checking first too actually