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[heir_conditioned]

Hello, my name is Shoto Todoroki and I'd like to cook a few things and learn a few recipes.

I don't have much in the way of recipes to share, but if anyone knows anything other than pie with apples, I'd like those and am willing to make fair trades for the information. Any leads on where I can get those ingredients as well, synthetic would be fine, or substitutes would be fine. I'm still learning and I think I'm bound to make a mistake or two until I learn better. That's why I'm alright with synthetics for now.

I guess any recipes or tips on cooking would be welcome. My best friend Bakugo has tried to teach me, so I have some good basics to fall back on.

Thank you.

[Too late someone said Bakugo was his best friend and now Bakugo is his best friend.]

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[heir_conditioned]

Thank you. Do you have favourite ingredients? I can at least keep a look out for them and when I find them I can contact you.

[heir_conditioned]

[He said the word. Yes of course, they are a team. That's how Shoto views it too, even if there's separate teams he enjoys being part of them.

But. Dully noted on the no eating Kaiju, at least no offering Kaiju dishes.]

That's just as good if we can find sustainable ways to get them, too. Or find something around here that has mutated and is maybe easily farmable?

[heir_conditioned]

[BUT BAKUGO.]

I don't know if he has Odango or not. We were only talking about certain recipes. Mainly that he may know my sister's recipe, somehow.

[As for the rest.]

From Choso, he mentioned Deez Nuts. Neither of us had really heard of their origins before so, I thought you might? Are you familiar with Deez Nuts? Have you ever had any experience with them?

[blastedass]

[DON'T BUT HIM!]

He has them. Like that blood-sucking lunatic, but more masculine.

I taught him how to make fried tofu using your sister's recipe.

[Because it was good. Shut up. The rest of this is just ridiculous.]

STOP SAYING THAT!! IT'S A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT YOUR BALLS, IDIOT!!

[the_fourteenth]

I wonder if we would have some room in the greenhouse. Some of the fruit in Okinawa had also been effected by the rift. I wonder if planting their seeds elsewhere would cause them to grow at normal size, or if they would stay large.

it's all good!

[thundercrashes]

[Oh, this guy is the sincere type, huh. Not that it's a bad thing, but now Manjoume is going to feel like a jerk if he starts making fun of Bakugou too much, possibly. After a moment, Manjoume relents in at least one small admittance.]

Yeah, he is a good guy I guess. Even if he is as prickly as a cactus.

1/2

[heir_conditioned]

[MMMMM TOO LATE.]

You mean Toga? But masculine?

[He has an odd thought of it in his head. But now this is what Choso looks like, or some assembly of.]

I knew it. She would be very glad you're passing it on to people, Bakugo. I'll be sure to tell her when we get home. Maybe she will have more for you.

2/2

[heir_conditioned]

A joke about my balls?
No that doesn't sound right, it was definitely an ingredient.

[Give him a second.]

No we were definitely talking about ingredients...
Sorry Bakugo, if it's really what they meant then I retract that you've had any familiarity with my balls. You haven't.

[blastedass]

[DIE!!]

No! He looks like this, dammit!

[So glad you didn't send that thought in your head to him. He would've had a far worse reaction. Strangled Shoto through the screen without hesitation.

But the bad news...]

We're not going to remember any of this when we go home, Half-n-Half.

[Best to let him know early on.]

"Deez" is a slang trick for "these"! It's not a damn ingredient! Did Odango Mess tell you that?

[Because if so, someone's going to die tonight. Wait-]

URUSEI!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPIT THAT SHIT OUT LOUD!! IF YOU GET IT, SHUT IT!!

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. He's much more handsome than my thoughts when you said it.

[There is a lot going on here.]

I'm going to come back to that in a moment. Not Choso being handsome, I'm done saying that, but the other part.

Oh. "These" and "Nuts". Yes I think I've heard the later term for the body part.

I had to apologize, Bakugo. It's impolite and what if someone assumed otherwise reading this? It's better to clear the record.

[heir_conditioned]

[Just the stupid type, and when he sees that, it's lucky he's had someone say prickly before and he's established that no- they don't mean he feels like a cactus. Also luckily before he went to feel Bakugo's arm and find out.]

He can be crude sounding, but he cares if he says so or not. I'm lucky to have met him, even if we didn't start off right. I was pretty sure he was the second biggest bastard I'd ever met. A no talent delinquent. I was wrong.

[heir_conditioned]

Can't plants be selected and bred to be specific traits of one another?

[Asks the man that was, too.]

We could try that?

[blastedass]

Don't tell him that or you'll break his stupid brain.

[Choso has a thing for guys. It's weird and hard to describe. He fixates on strong bodies. There's your warning, Shoto. They can deal with the other part once this stupid phase gets cleared up.]

God, you're so fucking naive at times, Snow Brain! You know 'balls' but not 'nuts'?

Why the fuck are you apologizing to me? You're the dork who got tricked with a shitty phrase!

If someone else is reading this, they can fuck off.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. I'm glad you said something, I wouldn't want to do that.

[Once the stupid phase gets cleared up?? When is that, ever? Okay well kinda.]

Yes. I do.

I don't mind, it's not the first time I've not understood a joke. I don't think Choso meant to trick me, either. He seems nice enough. You wouldn't teach him my sister's recipe if you thought he was. I will trust your judgement. Did you know he has a brother here? He has a lot of brothers, not all of them are here.

No it's alright.
Hello anyone reading.

[blastedass]

You'll probably get along with him.

[Both Shoto and Choso are newbies to social interactions and experiences. Bakuko scowls at the wall. On second though, the two might come together like a car wreck. Che, their problem, not his.]

Of course he didn't mean it! He wouldn't get the damn joke in the first place!

Someone told him and that idiot passed it onto you.

[Then both of them got pranked. Two for the price of one.]

Yeah, I know his brother.

[Yuji's Bakugo's best friend here, to the point he even admitted it to him.]

DON'T TALK TO A FUCKING EAVESDROPPER!!

[the_fourteenth]

We could. Though I hope there are Outsiders here that know about these sorts of things better than I. I'm not much for gardening.

[thundercrashes]

Oh, are you two from the same place back home?

[cause it sounds like they've known each other for quite a while as opposed to having met here]

[intertwinedfates]

His name's Yukine, and he's fifteen now! He was definitely a bit of brat at first, but he's chilled out immensely to the point he's now a good kid like Bakugo, always trying to help people.

Sounds like a plan. There must be some kind of meat we can use, whether it's actual birds or flying kaiju. Not sure how I feel about eating synthetic stuff, though...

[busternaut]

Depends on what kinda soup you wanna make, but the first place to start is the broth. You want miso? Chicken? Pork bone?